This one is for all the ladies
(but not that dude in a dress)
There is something that we dudes must confess
This tip is for the ladies
(sorry dude, we are just not into that kind of thing)
Dudes like looking at the ladies
But they don't like looking at lady dudes
(Unless it’s a stripper),
we don't want to see 'the fakey boobs'
(Unless it’s a stripper)
but what is my girlfriend got fake boobs?
Then buy are a pole, that's how it goes
Here’s a tip for all the ladies
(he wants to give you the tip)
I want to give you my tip
(he'll put the tip in your ear)
... .... .... what? ... ...
(he'll whisper the tip in your ear)
Men deep down are needy
(we just want to be hugged)
Men deep down are greedy
(we just want burns from the rug)
Men deep down are just seedy
(take photos with our cell phone and send them to our friends by accident)
Here is some advice for the ladies
(if you want a man in your life)
Men are deep…..like a puddle
(deep like a puggle)
What is a puggle?
(A cross between a beagle and a pug)
Isn’t that a mutt?
(but the girls like the puppies)
So that was advice really for the guys
… Another secret for the ladies
(we by you drinks because you’re more funky when you’re drunk)
So have another fruity umbrella punch drink
But don't drink so much you get sick
(because that would be cliche')
Finally, here is a tip for the fellas
(you're probably not that attractive)
So buy her something to eat
(but invest heavily in her drink)
But don't drink so much your self
Because disappointment should be a one way street.
Make sure you're going the right direction.
(sorry lady dude….I don’t go that way).

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