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SOLID GOLD: THE VERY BEST OF FOTC
Handpick your favorite moments from the show
| | | | | FOTC at its best. Oh yeah, man. Highlight the best of the best from Bret, Jemaine, and the rest of the gang on Flight of the Conchords. And now, here are the moments that sparkle... chosen by you!
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Click EasyEdit above to contribute to this page. | | ▪ | New to wikis? Visit the Help section for tips on getting started. | | | |  FOTC'S FAN FAVORITES... | | ▪ TOP 10 FOTC SONG LYRICS | 1.
| You're so beautiful.
You could be a part time model.
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job.
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| Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
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| (Bret)The humans are dead
(Jemaine)he's right they are dead
The humans are dead
look at that one it's dead
It had to be done
I'll just confirm that they're dead
So that we could have fun
Affirmative, I poked one, it was dead | 4.
| I wanna tell her how hot she is but she'll think I'm being sexist. She's so hot she's making me sexist. *****.
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| Will somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg, please? Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?
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| Binary solo!
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Oh, oh, oh, one.
(binary solo continues)
Come on sucker, lick my battery!
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| And if I am crying
It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one
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| Jen said she'd never ever see me again
When I saw her again, she said it again | 9.
| There ain't no party like my nana's tea party!
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| (Bret) Yes, the world is quite different now
There are no more elephants
(Jemaine) There is no more unethical treatment of elephants either
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| | ▪ FAVORITE JEMAINE MOMENTS | 1.
| Pretty much all of "It's Business Time"
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| When he was the different David Bowies | 3.
| When he reveals that he doesn't speak French in "Foux Du Fafa."
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| | ▪ FAVORITE BRET MOMENTS | 1.
| The whole She's so hot boom video. | 2.
| The Angry Dance | 3.
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I 'm Freaky! | 4.
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| ▪ MOST AWKWARD MEL MOMENTS
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| Whenever her poor, long-suffering husband is around
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| The "art" in her bathroom -- Jemaine and Bret's heads on one naked body
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| When Jemaine moved. She showed up and said she didn't know this was his new place and that she was just walking her dog. Then Jemaine ask her where is your dog? | 4.
| When she goes into Brett and Jemaine's apartment because she thinks there at a band meeting
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| "Oh my God, Jemaine! You're out. Did the cops try to strip search you...Did any of your cell mates try to - you know- rape you? Oh good cause you know if I was a convict in a cell with a pretty boy like you I would definitely wait until lights out and put my hand over your mouth and..." | 6.
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| ▪ FUNNIEST CONVERSATIONS FROM THE SHOW
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| Well I like having a bath
Well were not going to have a bath Brett
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When Jemaine and Bret was at the doctor's office. After Jemaine slept with Keitha. Bret was like what's that on your lip. Then Jemaine started to panic and then realized it was lip stick. Then Bret was like " Naw it's crabs" | 3.
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| ▪ DAVE'S MOST ASININE ADVICE ON WOMEN, AMERICAN CULTURE, OR OTHERWISE
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| When Jemaine showed Dave and Brett the card he made for sally. Dave said "That is super sensative. That remind me when i saw a puppy being born. I mean just to see his little head coming out of that dog's *****. What a incredible moment man, beautiful." | 2.
| "We just make it up as we go along that's why you can't understand anyone from there"
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| | ▪ MURRAY'S MOST SAGE ADVICE, RULES, OR WARNINGS | 1.
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When Bret, Jemaine, and Murray are in the elevator with Murrays best friend Jim and Murray asks Jemaine, "How'd you like a taste of your own dick medicine?" | 2.
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| ▪ MOST RANDOM MEETING TIME WASTERS AND TANGENTS
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| Favorite Murray quotes
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| "Mines Murrayland"
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| "Sometimes late at night I pretend that this is a bus"
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| "I know how rock and roll he thinks he is mister Keith Moon"
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| "I'm the Tough Bretts"
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| "We shouldn't even be arguing in front of the map its not right"
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| "That's my undies"
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| My point is, if you were to, say, record a song that was "anti-AIDS", for example, then you'd end up alienating all those people that are "pro-AIDS." | 8.
| " No It can wait until the band meeting.... alright band meeting"
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| Classification strangers
I don't even know you guys anymore
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| I'll tell him that I found you in the bush and carried you back into the city
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| ▪FAVORITE FOTC SONGS
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| "Hiphopopotamus vs Rhymenoceros" | 2.
| "Business Time" | | 3. | "The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room" | 4.
| "I'm Freaky" | 5.
| Carol Brown
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| Jenny
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| Robots (aka the humans are dead)
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